11 posts tagged charts
“I’m in love with Margaret Thatcher”. #UKCharts riddled with post-Thatcher comment with two new entries in Top 40.
@littlemixoffic + #ChangeYourLife = Everything will be ok!! #Mixers #LittleMix *Sniffs teenage tears*
Ho hey, let the sky fall, let it crumble, love is easy!
Hey ho, here we go, she think's she's made of candy.
It's the power of love.
Let me see beneath your beautiful, and all your little things, in your DNA?
I'm locked out of heaven!
TOP THIS: “Falling down the toilet” - Bathroom Blunders #1. This morning I had my phone in the room when I got out of the shower. I got an impromptu call as I am stood wrapped in towel. I sat down on the toilet with the lid down, standard. It shattered into about 15 pieces beneath me. I feel into the toilet! Yes, it seems I may be the male Bridget Jones but in a Top 10 of Bathroom Blunders, I own that #1 spot. Unless you can top that? Submit your stories at #Chartistry.
As a moderately good-looking (and modest) young man, I can’t say I’ve ever encountered “builder-banter”… Today that changed, and brought along a soaring new-entry in my “random moments in the street” chart:
I hastened toward a local bus stop having grabbed a snack to eat en route. It’s a relatively quiet street so I innocently peel back the skin, of what I must admit was a banana of sizable girth, and I take a bite! Next thing, I hear from three stories-high the cockney-coo of a builder shouting “Eeerrr, that’s not how you eat a banana, eeerrrr, you’re meant to break a bit off and then eat it.” Not certain that I was experiencing reality at this point, I continue, chomping down once more, this time to louder cries, “No!! What’s wrong with you, eeerrr, you break a bit off and then eat it, don’t you know anything?!”
I looked three storeys up to give a nervous, and somewhat ‘knowing’ giggle, and internalised wink before continuing to nosh on my fruity treat.
Now, I know that education is struggling in the grand old city of London, but still, let this be the final step I take before mounting a city-wide-London-bus-spread-campaign, “Some people eat banana’s that way. Get over it!”
#CHARTISTRY #1 #DIRTYPOP “Getting a #1 Sucks C$$K!?! Hey, remember that time I “accidentally” got caught sucking c$$k, and then it accidentally got leaked on YouTube in the promo run-up to the release of my debut single that coincidentally contains the lyric “forgive me for what I have done…” Ha. Yeh. That was such great serendipity. Tulisa, I salute you and your trashy PR! Thus far it’s taken two exposed c#%ks to provide to N-Dubz alumni with a solo number one! I look forward to seeing Fazer’s contribution!